How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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