- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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