Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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poop

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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