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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Your mom.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

you are a åsshole :)

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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