A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Black people

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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No.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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