- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

crap!!

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Your mom.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Donald Trump

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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