A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

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A mans opinion.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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