- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

raisin boogers

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

what do u call a black man a black man

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

It smells like triangles in here.

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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