Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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My children are huge mistakes.

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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A midget walks under a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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