Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

women's rights.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Women's Rights.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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