- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

Charlotte Bobcats

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

What's 9+10? 19

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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