What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

do not read this(this is intended to be read)

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

What killed the name cool? Coolio

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

A woman walks into a bar.

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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