- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

-Knock Knock -Come in!

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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