What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Wanna know something funny? Your face

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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