- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

Give me thumbs up!

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

luke moore cant pull it back

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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