Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Obama

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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How come grilled cheese?

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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