Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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NASCAR

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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raisin boogers

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Anti Joke

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