bryden is a faggot

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

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banana

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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these are shit

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