What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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one day i went to bed

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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Your mom.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Give me thumbs up!

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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