- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

women's rights.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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