Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Psychics.

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Your Mom

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Anti Joke

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