Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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redtube

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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