the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Michael Castillo is gay

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

obama leadership

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

pickle sniffer

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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