- Anti Joke

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

A blind man walks into a wall.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.