Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

i dont like chris

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Harry Styles

Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

A black guy gets a job...

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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