Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

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How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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