- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Mormons having fun.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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