- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

FUCK YOU NEVEN

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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