- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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