I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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