- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

HEY YOU!!!!

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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