- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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