Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

matty russel are you on here

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

You're welcome!

An irish man walks out of a bar

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

I pooped.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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