How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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you know whats funny... nothing.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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My two friends Larry and Paul are both race horses. They were getting ready for a big race to quolify them for the Kentucky durby. BANG! The race started! What. Close race! First it was Larry then Paul then Larry then Paul! And finally Larry came out and won it! Paul went to the winners circle and congratulated Larry. He said "hey great job Larry but next time after you come back from touring will you let me win?" Larry says "oh! Of course this couldn't get between us! We're like two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket. We're best friends"... So when he came back from touring Larry said it was great! And promised let Paul win. BANG the race started! It was Paul then Larry then Paul then Larry won again. Paul was a little mad that he he didn't win but he went to congratulate larry anyway. Larry said next time he was deffinetly going to let Paul win, because he wasn't gonna let this get between them because they are two peas in a pod. Closer then bread in a basket, they are best friends. Then after Larry came back from touring he promised again he would let Paul win. BANG! The race started and it was Paul then Larry! Then Paul! Larry! Paul! Then larry won. Paul at this point furious went to the winners circle. He talked to Larry "Larry why didn't you let me win for the third time!? This is just your ego trying to win every time now!?" I didn't want them to fight so I chimed in "Larry, Paul! Please don't fight! Your two peas in a pod! Closer then bread in a basket! Your best friends!! You don't want to fight like this!" Larry turned to Paul and said "Hey look! A talking dog!"

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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