What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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    Awww, poor made up boy with made up cancer.

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    i know cancer isnt a joke but... its a joke dont take it seriously its made up the kid isnt real.

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    There is no such a thing as going too far. Offense is all in your head and it's completely unnecessary. It only creates misery anyway.

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    the whole joke is........... why did bob fall of the swing? because he had no arms why didn't he get up? because he had no legs what did he get for christmas? cancer knock knock who's there? not bob >:)

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    I think I may go to hell for lol-ing...

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    I don't get why this joke is funny? please someone tell me.

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