A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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    wanna hear a joke ask me my name (say name (

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    a lady walks into a grocery store every day around the same time and purchases one eggplant. A clerk notices this each day, and decides to ask her, "ma'am, why do you come each day just to buy one eggplant and not many at once for the days to come?" Stunned, the lady points down, and her feet were blue.

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    This is my favorite antijoke ever

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    WELL A DUCK WALKS UP TO A LEMONADE STAND AND HE SAYS TO THE MAN RUNNIN GHE STAND, HEY, GOT ANY GRAPES

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    i have another anti joke:A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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