How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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    here i'll fix it. How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You remind her to set an alarm for whatever time she needs to be waken up.

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    HEY! I know the perfect website for you! It's called Normal-Joke.com

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    ..think you're missing the point here bud

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