What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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    The farmer actually said it was probably the cow who stole it

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    I love farmers

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    What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? A:ow (he bumped into the tractor)

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    Hahaha.... I spent like, half of an hour of my life trying to figure this joke out once a guy in my English class blurted it out. I honestly couldn't have figured that one out myself. I feel so stupid now, lol X3 .

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