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what's brown and sticky? A stick.

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a stick
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My coach said that rip Damian
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What i can't say a.n.a.l
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I don't want to be the douche that ruins that perfect amount of likes.
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This is a pun, not an anti-joke.
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What's pink, furry, flys, makes pie, solves all your marks homework an has the voice of zoro? Hallucinates.
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"A stick" is an actual punchline. "Molasses" is an Anti-Joke.
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How do you kill a white man ? Shoot him in the head. How do you get killed by a white man? If he shoots you in the head.
What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt
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Best Eddsworld joke ever...
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My teacher told us this to make us laugh in our chorus concert, you quoted a 40 yr old congradulAtions!

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