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  • a stick

  • This is a pun, not an anti-joke.

  • What's pink, furry, flys, makes pie, solves all your marks homework an has the voice of zoro? Hallucinates.

  • How do you kill a white man ? Shoot him in the head. How do you get killed by a white man? If he shoots you in the head.

  • Best Eddsworld joke ever...

  • What's brown and rhymes with "snoop"? Dr. Dre

  • I don't want to be the douche that ruins that perfect amount of likes.

  • "A stick" is an actual punchline. "Molasses" is an Anti-Joke.

  • Conner McGregor walked into a bar 5 WWE wrestling champions left since they saw the potential danger.

  • The given answer is incorrect. The correct answer is "A brown stick."

  • What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt

  • My coach said that rip Damian

  • What i can't say a.n.a.l

  • I hate almost everyone who commented on this.

  • a girl with no arms and no legs is lying on the beach when a very attractive man walks by and notices she is crying. The man says, "whats wrong" the girl says, "i have never kissed someone, so the the man kisses her and asks if shes ok now, she says no, he asks whats wrong again, she sais, " i've never made out with someone before". so when the man is done making out he asks if shes alright now, she sais no, he once again asks whats wrong, she sais, "ive never been fucked before" so the man picked her up threw her into the water and sais, now youre fucked!"

  • What did batman say to superman before they got in the car Answer: get in the car

  • My teacher told us this to make us laugh in our chorus concert, you quoted a 40 yr old congradulAtions!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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