What is invisible and smells like carrots? Invisible carrots.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Charcoal is black, So is my neighbor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Steve Jensen. Oh hi Steve, come in.

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What did the catholic priest say at the AA meeting? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race, she died in a fire.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After ten minutes at 375 degrees, they were pulled out, allowed to cool, and eaten.

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: Nooooo! Darth Vader: Yes.

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How did the mexican get into the United States of America? Legally.

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What do you call a blond in a library? A girl that likes to read.

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A blonde girl is lying dead on the floor with a potato peeler in her hand, what killed her? Substance abuse and loneliness.

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Why doesn't the black man have a job? He's working on his masters degree.

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there's a irishman, australian and and englishman man on a plane. they are going to france

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Why couldn't the Mexican get a proper job? Because of his low socio-economic background and lack of education.

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what did the woman say when her husband punched her? nothing. she was physically abused for 35 years before she killed herself

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In Soviet Russia, joke tells YOU! ...because that is the syntax of the language.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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So a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. The bartender, realizing that cats cannot talk nor do they posses higher brain functions, realizes he must be dreaming.

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Your Mom is so fat... Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a trick question: feminists can't change anything.

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Why is the sky blue? the game

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? A family friend paying a visit.

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