What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

An Irishman walked out of a bar. A Frenchman was polite. An Englishman had beautiful teeth.

Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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