When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

A man walks into a pole.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

1,984

thumb_up thumb_down -2

69

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

thumb_up thumb_down -18

*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

thumb_up thumb_down -142

whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Yo mama is so fat!

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

thumb_up thumb_down +9

why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops