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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

whats 2+2? 4

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

knock knock get lost!

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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