Romans rights.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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