- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

you know whats funny... nothing.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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