Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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