- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris screams in pain.

If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

ass in my face ? no

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Dylan is a person

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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