- Anti Joke

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.