(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Justin's hair

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

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Why did I get raped

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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