how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Penis

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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LOL May Wong

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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