Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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baby seal walks into a club

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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