How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Civil Rights.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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chirs

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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