One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

If life throws you melons... ouch

Why can't february march Because april may

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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