What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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