Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Vagina.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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How come grilled cheese?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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