- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

im watching you..

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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