- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

r u smart..... or ur black

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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