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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

What's 6 + 9? 15.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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