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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

captcha: all yer base

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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