what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Nock Nock It's open.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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