- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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