When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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Chicken penis.

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do you want to hear a joke?

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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Snarf Nuggets

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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