Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Cripples are lame.

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

What is the best kind of necro? Dead necro.

full house

AIDS

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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