I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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