Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Im black

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Needless to say,

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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What's an Anti Joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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