100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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TOBUSCUS

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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child labor

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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