- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

What's green and has wheels? a green car.

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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