what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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BenWuzHear

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Womens rights !

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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Knock, Knock Come in

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Hey Shea

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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