What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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