- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

Lets go Yankees

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

When life throws you lemons, duck.

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