- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Poop swing

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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