- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

I'm off to my tank guys!

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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