What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

Do you like your life? No. OK.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

i have an apple. now suck my dick

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

Why did the dog eat poop?

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

So a man is sitting at a bar with about 20 girls sitting all around him. Amazed at this man's ability to pick up girls, another man asked him how he did. In response, the man said, "What?". The man wasn't able to hear the other man, due to the fact that there were many girls talking.

PSN IS UP

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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