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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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Yes!

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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